we no longer
allege
or
imply.
this is no
place for subtlety or
nuance.
you want your
opinions packaged &
easy to
remember.
you don’t have
time for superfluous
thinking––
neither do
we.
you demand your
ideology
sharp & growling
like an attack
dog.
when you have
a comprehensive, proven
position on everything,
there is no
need for
conversation.
just blow that
who-ever-the-hell-it-is
quite intentionally
out of the
way.
when you’re
right you’re with
us.
there’s no space
here for
distractions,
there’s just one
massive ego
bellowing with
certainty.
we’re fair,
objective, impartial,
& we’re
ranting.