question for today

a buddhist monk leaps off a cliff
to avoid being devoured by a tiger.

he grabs a vine hanging out of the cliff
with his hands & finds himself dangling
in space.

he looks down
sees a lion pawing the ground
& growling.

with a ravenous tiger above him
& a roaring lion below him
the monk sees a temptatious strawberry
within his reach.

he eats it.

the question for today is:

how can this monk get back to california?