the most honorable henry hyde speaks

among the ancient Egyptians
   the one to be judged
      was led to the hall of double
   justice in the grasp of the hyena-headed
god.

in the center of the hall stands the
   scale of eternity where the heart
      of the penitant is weighed
   against the feather of
truth.

beside the scale crouches
   Ammut, part lion, hippopotamus,
      & crocodile, poised tensely to
   devour the guilty
heart.

the most honorable petitioner,
   henry hyde,
      is about to
speak.

   the crocodile gasps.

   the gods fall silent.